Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[howtogetdown.livejournal.com]

I have legitimate questions.

...I also question why I just gave into an internet meme, but that's neither here nor there.

[keepsthebooks.livejournal.com]

And are you going to ask them, or just announce their existence?

...I have no answer for that question, I'm afraid.

[readyforthedead.livejournal.com]

You can't just trade in your entire team for trained lemurs, can you?

[onlywordforlove.livejournal.com]

I've tried. The exchange rate is one lemur to three of them, which doesn't seem worth it. Then I'd have one lemur, and one spare kid.

[sensi-doctor.livejournal.com]

What is the most romantic thing anyone's ever done for you or that you've ever done for anyone else?

And I ask this for my friend. Who's a girl. And too shy to speak up for herself.

[verymodelof.livejournal.com]

You're going to want to be careful with the romance thing. You would think recommendation letters from a number of very impressive people, among them the Third Earl of Kent, would be extremely romantic. ...You would be wrong.

On the other hand, last-minute proposals in the hospital seem to work pretty well.

[jexec.livejournal.com]

Is it appropriate to use the universal law of increasing entropy to explain why, no matter what, the universe only gets more fucking INSANE from day to day?

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Ida] That is the best explanation I've ever managed to find. Then, I thought it might just be a side effect of my job.

[pplrunincircles.livejournal.com]

I will take any and all thoughts on death for two hundred, Trebek. Or for free.

It's kinda on my mind.

[alwayshowitends.livejournal.com]

Surprisingly easy to get used to. Still not fun.

Why's it on your mind? Someone in your family sick or something?

[underyourmemory.livejournal.com]

To Sam: Did you ever decide? Mad? Coma? Back in time?

To anyone else: What do you do in winter?

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

Coma. I did wake up. And while I could decide that was just another delusion, I'd rather not have to second guess my entire life.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

Siblings. You know you have thoughts.

[58diamondqueen.livejournal.com]

They're a pain in the ass, but there are laws against drowning them in the ocean.

[purityofspecies.livejournal.com]

Demons.

[astrongerbeacon.livejournal.com]

Technically, I'm supposed to kill them. I'd settle for them leaving me the fuck alone. Or hey, if they want to try to kill me? I'm all for that. That I can handle.

[nohomenow.livejournal.com]

...Sato.

[techniclybrill.livejournal.com]

...Yes?

[compelcomply.livejournal.com]

[Poul] Time Agency!

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Maggie] ...You're not one of them, are you?

[chulasara.livejournal.com]

[Mendek] Humans are interesting. What is the best time period?

[thatsortofaman.livejournal.com]

Very hard to say which is best. I'm partial to the 20th, early 21st century, but the TARDIS lands you there often enough, you start developing a fondness for it out of self-defense.

...I've never met a Chula.

[getdamaged.livejournal.com]

[Gene] Has anyone seen my bloody dog?

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

...I didn't know you had a dog.

[nogettingback.livejournal.com]

Callings. Oh come on, cats and kittens, I know you have some opinions on those slimy little sons of bitches.

[bestwillgowrong.livejournal.com]

I would gladly trade mine for one that didn't carry such a strong possibility of getting me arrested when I try and follow through.

Angel of knowledge. I would like that. Angels of knowledge have it easy.

[getyouintoamess.livejournal.com]

Martin. Really?

[astrongerbeacon.livejournal.com]

Really what?

[soldatceryi.livejournal.com]

War on one front, war on the other front, khm. Can someone tell me what the war is about today?

[seewhatidestroy.livejournal.com]

And why should you need to question war at all? Your kind were bred for it - all you need to do is fulfill your purpose, little soldier.

[thrillofthekill.livejournal.com]

So apparently you can't turn your back for five minutes without the world explodin'.

.... And by "five minutes," I mean four months and by "turn your back," I mean get put in a coma, but you get the idea.

[evengodsdo.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I know. With me it's going on hunts more than the coma thing - which I haven't ever done and don't plan on it - but it's close enough, right?

Someone up there has a sick sense of humor.

[fixingthesky.livejournal.com]

[Cáela] Romana. Why didn't you secure the Wanderers as your interests before they got out of hand? They're much more useful working for an Angel-developed system than left to their own devices.

[of-rageandruin.livejournal.com]

I had assumed that Brando had them under some measure of control, until his death, rather than simply letting them run wild in a universe they knew nothing of. It seems that was putting a bit too much faith in him, though I can't hold that against him. He always was a bit too lenient with his wards - most guardians tend to be, and I hadn't taken that into account.

[watchmetropolis.livejournal.com]

[Jamal] You know, Angels of Knowledge ain't that bad once you get used to them. Pretty funny, but once you get used to the fact that you're never gonna get used to the way they think, it's all good.

[trademydemons.livejournal.com]

Oh yes they are that bad.

...okay, so I've only met the one, but she hits me every time she thinks I've said something dumb. That happens a lot. I swear she keeps a rolled-up magazine with my name on it.

[someotherdream.livejournal.com]

It can't really be as easy as they say it is to kill, can it?

[bestwillgowrong.livejournal.com]

Not at first. Even if they bleed black, they look human, and-

It gets easier. Especially when you think that if you don't, other people just get hurt. People who don't deserve it.

[eelseason]

Incidentally, Torchwood Chicago never was supposed to be a secret organization. Secrecy's great for when you're hunting down threats that society might not be able to handle at the moment. Not so great when you're supposed to be a public resource.

[torchwoodsheart.livejournal.com]

...Thank you for that announcement, Jack. Shall we post a notice in the tower?

[morethangifted.livejournal.com]

* Give thy thoughts no tongue,

Nor any unproportion’d thought his act.
Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.
Those friends thou hast, and their adoption tried,
Grapple them to thy soul with hoops of steel;
But do not dull thy palm with entertainment
Of each new-hatch’d, unfledg’d comrade. Beware
Of entrance to a quarrel but, being in,
Bear’t that th’ opposed may beware of thee.
Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice;
Take each man’s censure, but reserve thy judgement.
Costly thy habit as thy purse can buy,
But not express’d in fancy; rich, not gaudy;
For the apparel oft proclaims the man;
And they in France of the best rank and station
Are of a most select and generous chief in that.
Neither a borrower, nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man

[notcarefullest.livejournal.com]

Ahh, fatherly advice. It's funny how it all sounds the same no matter the era.

[firsttoletshow.livejournal.com]

Individuality alone or belonging with the lines blurring?

[littleconstant.livejournal.com]

I've never been alone.

Or. No. I have, but it was a long time ago.

[hisfurryproblem.livejournal.com]

How long can you wait for some change? Is it worth the wait?

[blessedstjones.livejournal.com]

Sometimes. Sometimes you start thinking it's never going to change, and you just have to make a change, one way or the other. It's up to you to decide when that is.

[theweatherguy.livejournal.com]

Chance of rain today. Warm, though. Just nice enough to enjoy it. Isn't it lovely?

[nyrenaissance.livejournal.com]

Maybe where you are. Here in good old Manhattan, it's not fit for man nor beast. What I wouldn't do for a nice tropical vacation right now...

[theteaboy.livejournal.com]

How much of Jack's coffee can one take before a morbid and cruel death occurs?

[impossible-thng.livejournal.com]

My coffee is in no way lethal. (Isn't all death morbid by definition?)