Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[onlywordforlove.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to drive cross-country in a bus full of my kids, but you're right. Goats would be worse. Goats would smell on top of being obnoxious and unruly.

As an alternative to trading them in for lemurs, I might be able to find someone who could turn them into lemurs until they started behaving. If nothing else, if lemurs misbehave, you can lock them in small cages in the basement.

[readyforthedead.livejournal.com]

It's a very, very sad life I live.

Now that's idea. I'd ask the Fae to do that for me, but only an idiot asks the Fae for anything.