Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

Siblings. You know you have thoughts.

[58diamondqueen.livejournal.com]

They're a pain in the ass, but there are laws against drowning them in the ocean.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

I'd settle for drowning my sister's ward in the ocean. It might put him out of his misery.

[58diamondqueen.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's for her own good, I think that's perfectly justified. She might not thank you for it, but as long as you don't mind that...

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

Well, the guy seems to get hit by cars on a regular basis. And Andy knows that I only have her best interests at heart and whatever better not fuckin' kill her will make her stronger and, uh, hopefully get her a ward less in need of a soft room with no sharp objects or access to motor vehicles.

[58diamondqueen.livejournal.com]

Forget drowning him. You could shoot him in the head, he'd never even feel it. Of course, there are laws against that too...

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

Damn laws. They get in the way of things.

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

Mac. I will wrestle you over this.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

But I'm bigger. I'll win. And then the point will be moot.

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

You'd really beat me up and then drown my ward? Mac, you're not the–

Scratch that. You're exactly the sister I grew up with.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

THINK OF IT LOGICALLY, ANDY. Will it hurt more if your ward is drowned than it would if we were trampled by a herd of random wildebeest?

I am looking out for your best interests because I love you. You know you love me too.

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS FROM THE WRONG PERSPECTIVE, MAC. MY JOB IS AN AMELIORATING FACTOR FOR THE WILDEBEEST.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

ANDY, IF THERE ARE WILDEBEEST IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF YOUR WARD, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO EXACTLY? PICK THEM OFF WITH A SNIPER RIFLE?

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

IT'S ON THE LIST OF OPTIONS.

But a P-90 has a better rate of fire for that sort of thing.

[eelseason]

No one is drowning Sam in anything.

He's hard enough to keep alive as it is.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

While I appreciate that no one is going to be drowning me, you're all making it sound like I jump into traffic for fun.

[eelseason]

It's not that we think you' do this on purpose, Sam, it's just that you get yourself nearly killed as often as I get myself actually killed. And I have an excuse.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

I think you're exaggerating. I'll give you a high rate of injury, but near death seems a bit much.

[eelseason]

Would you like to know exactly how many centimetres can change a nonlethal bullet wound to a lethal one? I can draw charts. Not well, granted, but...

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

No, I really wouldn't. My point is, is it really that much more often than anyone else in Torchwood is nearly killed?

[eelseason]

Hm. Let me tabulate this quickly... carry the three... ...honestly, I'm not sure if that time should count as one or several, so I'll just average the extreme values, and...

Yes. You weigh in at Owen, Tosh, and Nida, or a very conservative Nida plus Mia.

[getdamaged.livejournal.com]

[Mia] But I do it with more class, see.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

...Did you actually do the math, or are you just saying things now?

[eelseason]

What, you'd like a list?

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

I'm not asking for one, but it might make you a bit more believable.