Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[keepsthebooks.livejournal.com]

And are you going to ask them, or just announce their existence?

...I have no answer for that question, I'm afraid.

[howtogetdown.livejournal.com]

Maybe if I announce their existence, the reasons why I'm asking them will vanish and negate the necessity of asking them. Or maybe Godzilla will rise from the sea and devour Chicago. I wouldn't hold it against the city at this point.

Yeah, I want to know why Chicago has snapped every synapse in the head it doesn't actually have. I suspect there's something in the water, but I'm not sure. Possibly Godzilla is in the water.

[keepsthebooks.livejournal.com]

Trade you Chicago for Kilgate. Chicago may be a madhouse with fire and blood and... whatever else you guys have over there... but if it helps, you haven't had zombies yet. From what I've heard. Zombies are pretty much the low point of anyone's year.

[howtogetdown.livejournal.com]

....We're so going to get zombies, after this, aren't we?

That's it. I'm moving to Switzerland.

[keepsthebooks.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to, but it may not help. Then you'd just get the lesser-known mountain zombies, and those bastards can really move.

[howtogetdown.livejournal.com]

But if they're in Switzerland, they're neutral zombies.

...I don't know what that means. Maybe they only eat the brains of mountain goats. I can sacrifice a few mountain goats to the cause of avoiding the zombie apocalypse.

[keepsthebooks.livejournal.com]

I wish you luck in that endeavour.