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Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Date: 2009-01-16 08:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] readyforthedead.livejournal.com
Well, maybe if it was a really good lemur and the one kid leftover was one of the ones I didn't feel like taking out behind the bus and smacking with a wooden plank, I think I could get behind that.

Date: 2009-01-16 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlywordforlove.livejournal.com
I can get you the name of a guy if you're really interested. And they don't all make you want to smack them at some point?

Date: 2009-01-16 10:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] readyforthedead.livejournal.com
Maybe if you give me his number and I threaten to start dialing it, they'll shape up. I'm sure some of them have enough of a sense of dignity to know that being traded for a lemur is about as low as you can possibly get.

Gwen is lovely. Of course, Gwen is also a pixie who wouldn't say crap if she had a mouth full of it, so she doesn't count. I have never had a problem with Carys, but she also makes my coffee, so I guess if I did have a problem with her, I'd deal with it, because no lemur would ever be able to make coffee like that. The rest of them... Primates would be better. That or goats, but I'm not driving cross-country in a bus full of goats.

Date: 2009-01-16 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onlywordforlove.livejournal.com
I wouldn't want to drive cross-country in a bus full of my kids, but you're right. Goats would be worse. Goats would smell on top of being obnoxious and unruly.

As an alternative to trading them in for lemurs, I might be able to find someone who could turn them into lemurs until they started behaving. If nothing else, if lemurs misbehave, you can lock them in small cages in the basement.

Date: 2009-01-17 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] readyforthedead.livejournal.com
It's a very, very sad life I live.

Now that's idea. I'd ask the Fae to do that for me, but only an idiot asks the Fae for anything.