Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[to-wear-celery.livejournal.com]

Really? Ha, that is quite the coincidence. Though I suppose it is good he has you, then, to clear his mind a bit?

I'm the Doctor, by the way. I figured it would be best to introduce myself.

[agreatday.livejournal.com]

Jeez, I swear that's what's happened. Waited at a leaky bus stop for two god damned hours once. It was ridiculous. Couldn't even light up a smoke it was coming down so hard.

[howtogetdown.livejournal.com]

But if they're in Switzerland, they're neutral zombies.

...I don't know what that means. Maybe they only eat the brains of mountain goats. I can sacrifice a few mountain goats to the cause of avoiding the zombie apocalypse.

[readyforthedead.livejournal.com]

It's a very, very sad life I live.

Now that's idea. I'd ask the Fae to do that for me, but only an idiot asks the Fae for anything.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

Damn laws. They get in the way of things.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

ANDY, IF THERE ARE WILDEBEEST IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF YOUR WARD, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO EXACTLY? PICK THEM OFF WITH A SNIPER RIFLE?

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

IT'S ON THE LIST OF OPTIONS.

But a P-90 has a better rate of fire for that sort of thing.

[nogettingback.livejournal.com]

It helps when you have a family who deals with all the legal ramifications. 'Bout the only thing the Barnams are good at doing as far as family is concerned, but, hey, I gave that up and now I'm probably wanted in six states. Or not.

Do they? Do they really? I mean, you can be alone with your books, sure, but I know plenty of Angels of Knowledge who couldn't keep themselves out of trouble if trouble was a five-dollar hooker with every textbook disease on the market.

[getyouintoamess.livejournal.com]

Don't "Really what," me! You know what I'm talking about. You're being stalked by a demon.

I'm trying very, very hard to be sympathetic here.

[thrillofthekill.livejournal.com]

I've been on some pretty good hunts that might as well have been a month-long coma with how out of touch I was at the time, so... Yeah. I get the similarities.

Tell me about it.

[someotherdream.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I get that. And, hell, I'm scared to death one of these days I'm gonna crap out and get a lot of people killed. I just get in the situation and freeze and someone has to bail me out... It gets kinda sickening after awhile, you know?

[someotherdream.livejournal.com]

That's what I keep thinking. Then you see all these archangels who don't even hesitate, and I have to wonder...

[someotherdream.livejournal.com]

I guess that explains every archangel I've ever met.

[iamacitychild.livejournal.com]

Hello! I am Eloise. I am six. Do you like turtles?

[stillaboyscout.livejournal.com]

Unrequited love.

[fromhallmark.livejournal.com]

Oh, those are all very nice wishes. I hope they all come true for you.

Why would you need to wake up? I mean, I have never met a sleeping person, who could communicate before!

[spoilerpatrol.livejournal.com]

Who you love, and who loves you. Who and what you'd die for. Who'd die for you. What you're willing to do because you believe it's right, how much you're willing to sacrifice. When it comes down to it, though, it's impossible to be sure, until your entire story's been told.

Is there a reason it's on your mind?

[torchwoodsheart.livejournal.com]

Well, that would depend on the turtle, wouldn't it? Is it a nice turtle, or the kind that tries to bite at your fingers?

Hello, Eloise. My name's Gwen.

[impossible-thng.livejournal.com]

You too, huh?

[shealone-stands.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. You know, end of the world and all, but it's no more apocalyptic than good old Sunnydale, at least.

[orphanblues.livejournal.com]

Just wanted to make sure so I know how to kill you.

...special blood. Right. So what makes it so special?

[spoilerpatrol.livejournal.com]

...oh, I should have known it was you. Not quite so much of a coincidence, then. At least, not the kind you meant.

Professor River Song, Doctor. ...Blond is an interesting look on you. Not one I've seen before.

[keepsthebooks.livejournal.com]

I wish you luck in that endeavour.

[bestwillgowrong.livejournal.com]

And dealing with demons every day is better? In New York? If I don't get killed by the mafia before I'm twenty, I'm going to get arrested by the NYPD. Frankly, I'd take the angel of knowledge brand of trouble in a heartbeat.

[astrongerbeacon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can really sense the sympathy.

It's so not my fault, and we're trying out this whole "peace" thing, so it would be imprudent to kill her. You know, tact, caution, sanity... these may be foreign concepts to you.