Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

I think you're exaggerating. I'll give you a high rate of injury, but near death seems a bit much.

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS FROM THE WRONG PERSPECTIVE, MAC. MY JOB IS AN AMELIORATING FACTOR FOR THE WILDEBEEST.

[58diamondqueen.livejournal.com]

Forget drowning him. You could shoot him in the head, he'd never even feel it. Of course, there are laws against that too...

[eelseason]

Would you like to know exactly how many centimetres can change a nonlethal bullet wound to a lethal one? I can draw charts. Not well, granted, but...

[techniclybrill.livejournal.com]

I've been here for a year now. I work for Torchwood - I don't know if you'll have heard of us.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

No, I really wouldn't. My point is, is it really that much more often than anyone else in Torchwood is nearly killed?

[nohomenow.livejournal.com]

oh.

I work with Romana. she kinda saved me from my father. who was, you know, going to eat me as a failure to the family and stuff.

so. I'm kinda glad we're not Related.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Ida] You started the conversation and you're still not sure? Do you have this trouble talking to people normally, or is this an off day?

[eelseason]

Hm. Let me tabulate this quickly... carry the three... ...honestly, I'm not sure if that time should count as one or several, so I'll just average the extreme values, and...

Yes. You weigh in at Owen, Tosh, and Nida, or a very conservative Nida plus Mia.

[getdamaged.livejournal.com]

[Mia] But I do it with more class, see.

[1millionangels.livejournal.com]

Skiing over the winter hiatus. Sometimes you miss snow, living in LA, and the kind we've been making out of coconuts doesn't count.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

...Did you actually do the math, or are you just saying things now?

[eelseason]

What, you'd like a list?

[thatsortofaman.livejournal.com]

Very hard to say which is best. I'm partial to the 20th, early 21st century, but the TARDIS lands you there often enough, you start developing a fondness for it out of self-defense.

...I've never met a Chula.

[jexec.livejournal.com]

Maybe that was the point of what I was saying. In a kind of... recursive... way.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

I'm not asking for one, but it might make you a bit more believable.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

...I didn't know you had a dog.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Ida] Somehow that's not as believable as I think you'd like it to be.

[getdamaged.livejournal.com]

[Gene] There a reason I shouldn't have a dog, Tyler?

Helps me see. On account of me bein' old and blind.

[chulasara.livejournal.com]

[Mendek] Oh! I was thinking I would perhaps conduct the experiment with Mars. Perhaps the 20th early 21st century will b good for this.

Hello! I am a chula. I am Mendek. Now I will have met a time lord. Hello!

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

Old and

It helps you see? I'm almost certain that's not how guide dogs work.

[jexec.livejournal.com]

Or maybe by virtue of the fact that it doesn't support a prevailing sense, it instead supports the spirit of the conversation much better? No?

This is why I should never have a conversation without knNEVER MIND

[getdamaged.livejournal.com]

[Gene] You ever had a guide dog, Dorothy?

[thatsortofaman.livejournal.com]

Oh, please don't. Because you'd do that, and I'd have to try to stop you, and honestly, the 21st century has enough trouble to begin with... What experiment with Mars?

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

I can't say I've ever had a use for one. I still have a basic understanding of what they do.

...I also don't think they tend to run off at random.