Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Ida] There would have to be something extremely nasty at the top for me to consider taking the risk. Unless you're the type who does that sort of thing for fun on your days off - in which case, by all means, enjoy your unhappy velkers.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Maggie] Your idea of "threat" seems a little broad to me. I'm not sure I'd call the Doctor "harmless", but he's certainly not dangerous enough to warrant the effort you've put into stalking us him.

[jexec.livejournal.com]

Yyyyeah, I'm not really a cliff sort of guy. Usually by the time you hit the ground, you've really started to regret jumping in the first place.

...did we wind up dealing with metaphors again? Fuck. I can't even tell any more.

[techniclybrill.livejournal.com]

Oh. I'm not... I'm a wanderer. Not a demon. So if you were worried about me telling your father anything... I won't.

[compelcomply.livejournal.com]

[Poul] I, um, don't actually know what you're talking about.

...I do systems analysis.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

Well, the guy seems to get hit by cars on a regular basis. And Andy knows that I only have her best interests at heart and whatever better not fuckin' kill her will make her stronger and, uh, hopefully get her a ward less in need of a soft room with no sharp objects or access to motor vehicles.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

But I'm bigger. I'll win. And then the point will be moot.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Maggie] I'm sorry, I didn't mean you specifically. It's been a long... At this point I don't even know how long it's been. We can let it rest at "I'm not fond of the Time Agency".

[nohomenow.livejournal.com]

wha--?

OH.

oh. kay. I didn't know there were human Satos left .. but i guess if you're a wanderer, then – damn, it's weird thinking, but I'm a wanderer too now here, so

Fuck.

can I start over?

[compelcomply.livejournal.com]

[Poul] Okay. I guess... well, I just work here. A couple of the guys on my ship might be a bit scary, but they're not all bad, and, I mean, I... just... ...work here.

[howtogetdown.livejournal.com]

....We're so going to get zombies, after this, aren't we?

That's it. I'm moving to Switzerland.

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

You'd really beat me up and then drown my ward? Mac, you're not the–

Scratch that. You're exactly the sister I grew up with.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Ida] We may have. We can stop, if you like, before we pack on a few more levels of metaphor and nobody understands what's going on anymore.

[eelseason]

No one is drowning Sam in anything.

He's hard enough to keep alive as it is.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Maggie] Doing systems analysis, I heard the first time. Relax, I'm not holding you personally accountable.

[jexec.livejournal.com]

...to be honest, I'm not sure I understood what was going on when we started.

[readyforthedead.livejournal.com]

Maybe if you give me his number and I threaten to start dialing it, they'll shape up. I'm sure some of them have enough of a sense of dignity to know that being traded for a lemur is about as low as you can possibly get.

Gwen is lovely. Of course, Gwen is also a pixie who wouldn't say crap if she had a mouth full of it, so she doesn't count. I have never had a problem with Carys, but she also makes my coffee, so I guess if I did have a problem with her, I'd deal with it, because no lemur would ever be able to make coffee like that. The rest of them... Primates would be better. That or goats, but I'm not driving cross-country in a bus full of goats.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

While I appreciate that no one is going to be drowning me, you're all making it sound like I jump into traffic for fun.

[compelcomply.livejournal.com]

[Poul] Sorry. There's a reason they don't have me deal with people...

[techniclybrill.livejournal.com]

Of course you can.

I'm Toshiko Sato. Nice to meet you.

[eelseason]

It's not that we think you' do this on purpose, Sam, it's just that you get yourself nearly killed as often as I get myself actually killed. And I have an excuse.

[keepsthebooks.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to, but it may not help. Then you'd just get the lesser-known mountain zombies, and those bastards can really move.

[nohomenow.livejournal.com]

Anugeluso Hayato Hayato Angelos. its nice to meet you too.

so, um.. you're a wanderer then?

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

THINK OF IT LOGICALLY, ANDY. Will it hurt more if your ward is drowned than it would if we were trampled by a herd of random wildebeest?

I am looking out for your best interests because I love you. You know you love me too.

[onlywordforlove.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to drive cross-country in a bus full of my kids, but you're right. Goats would be worse. Goats would smell on top of being obnoxious and unruly.

As an alternative to trading them in for lemurs, I might be able to find someone who could turn them into lemurs until they started behaving. If nothing else, if lemurs misbehave, you can lock them in small cages in the basement.