"Excuse me. Have you seen a blowfish driving a sports car?"

[allfireburns]

Because I really need to write today, and _chibidragon_ encouraged me to after writing about... half of hers for my requests...

I will warn you that my muse for a lot of fandoms has gone, so... yes. Some things I may not be able to write.

The Alphabet Drabble Meme:
Below is a listing of the alphabet. Please comment with a letter of your choice (that has yet to be chosen), a word that starts with that letter, and a character or fandom pairing. I will then attempt to write a drabble ficlet from the word and pairing you choose.

A list of accepted fandoms is below the cut.

Fandoms: Any and all original verses/characters, outsideinn, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Burn Notice, Chess, Sports Night, Studio 60, The West Wing, Dirty Sexy Money, Firefly, Rent, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A - Army - Outside Inn - Logan/Angua
B - Broken - Torchwood - Jack/Martha
C - Collar - Doctor Who - Martha and the Master
D - Damnation - Beyond the Rift - The Doctor/Martha/Des
E - Eternal - Beyond the Rift - Grace (and Des, John Hart and Robin)
F - Faerie tale - Bare - Peter/Jason (with some Nadia and Sister Chantelle)
G -
H - Hatred - Torchwood - Jack/Ianto
I - Inspired - Beyond the Rift - Becky/Annie
J - Jinx - City Magic - Tamara and David (with bonus Nate)
K - Kilts - Sports Night - Kim/Elliot
L - Late - Doctor Who/Torchwood - Jack/Martha (with some Doctor and Donna)
M - Master - Doctor Who - Martha and the Master
N -
O - Ouch - Rent - Roger/April
P - Permanent - Beyond the Rift - Sam/Jack
Q -
R - Rumble - Beyond the Rift/Outside Inn - Logan/Angua
S - Serene - The West Wing - C.J. Cregg (with bonus Leo, Donna, Josh and Sam)
T - Toast - Torchwood - Jack and Owen (with bonus snarky!Ianto, nauseated!Gwen, and adorable!Tosh)
U -
V - Valentine - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy and Angel
W - Wasted - Torchwood - Jack and (sort of) Owen and the rest of the team too (ZOMG SPOILERS FOR RESET)
X - Xenophobe - Chess/Doctor Who - Molokov/Walter (and the Master)
Y - Yellow - Beyond the Rift - The Doctor/Martha/Des
Z - Zenith - Academyverse - Ryan, Mark and Aradia (plus a snarky computer system)