Whisper in a dead man's ear, that doesn't make it real...

[allfireburns]

My puppy is being aggressively cute. It's both endearing and really, really irritating. Also, she's getting pretty damn big now, so I have absolutely no idea how she manages to be as stealthy as she is. I'll be sitting on the couch, laptop in front of me, and then suddenly I look down and she's on the couch next to me, head on my thigh, and ASLEEP, so she's obviously been there for some time. And she makes these disgruntled grumbling noises if I try to move her. Really, Ace? Must you?

Peer pressure is real, and as a result, I am downloading Alias. I blame kawaiispinel, and have already established I will be coming after her if I develop a headvoice of any sort. I'll forgive her, though, because the idea of Juliet being in Torchwood 4 fills me with such squee. (I don't even watch Lost, guys. I just love these characters because of Chris.)

That squee, by the way, resulted in the following conversation about Torchwood, which I feel must be shared because... well, just because.

Me: I can't put my finger on it, but something about her is very Torchwoody... also, if you're not careful, you're going to end up playing half of Torchwood. JUST LIKE ME.
kawaiispinel: That thought totally occured to me after I read Jack's suggestion post. XD Geez, that's, what, three possible characters in, including Marshall?
Me: Yeah. Torchwood does that to you. It just sort of sneaks up on you and one day you turn around and go "Waaaaiiit... what happened here?"
...At least, that's how it happened to me.
kawaiispinel: *snort* Sounds like Torchwood. Clearly their covert ops budget was spent sneaking up on unsuspecting people like that... Or, you know, something clever like that.
Me: So it would seem. Torchwood: They have their priorities straight.
Chris: *giggles* Oh yes. Clearly.

And here, have a meme: Gather all your RP journals, list the characters and any AU versions you RP. Open the post to the public so even lurkers can ask the muses questions. Respond with that RP account.

It's not all my characters - I'm mostly going to be doing my Rift characters (present, possible future, and random lurkers), and characters from my current writing project, because they're the ones talking to me now, with some random additions. Yes, I never can follow the rules of memes exactly as they are written. And if your characters feel like questioning mine? By all means, have at.

Beyond the Rift
The Doctor (thatsortofaman)
Sam Tyler (definitivestep)
Gwen Cooper (torchwoodsheart)
Toshiko Sato (techniclybrill)
Kara Kendricks (taibhsearachd)
Annie Hunt (ourowndragons)
Grace Cassidy (2ndchanceacharm)
Nate Wallace (reluctantxangel)
Captain John Hart (lovesxbitch)
Romana Angelos (of_rageandruin)
Buffy Summers (shealone_stands)
Logan Scott (sauntereddown)
Angua von Uberwald (nightwatchwolf)

On a Saturday
Riley Fisher
Tegan Gray
Casey Meissner
Tracy Warren
Lindsay Cartwright
River
Aaron/Erin
Quinn
Lawrence
Benjamin
Dylan
Chloe
Jo Daugherty
Samantha Shiban (also a possible future Rift character...)

Miscellaneous
The Ninth Doctor (timelord_lastof)
The Master (thedrumsofwar)
Jack Harkness (impossible_thng)
Martha Jones (no journal, and she's from a very... very sketchy verse. Of WRONG. And SKETCH.)
Owen Harper
Ianto Jones
Harriet Jones
Yvonne Hartman
Ida Scott
Danny Tripp (verymodelof)
Harriet Hayes (1millionangels)
Dana Whitaker - both canonverse and an AU in which Casey is an ass (5kindsofcrazy)

Jesus. Christ. Seriously, headspace? Seriously?

Comments

[imperfect_tense]

Ten, why must you be so adorable?

Captain John, poodles? Really?

The Master, I think dear Sascha's new name should be the Winter Soldier, don't you? Also, please feel free to take him away. Please.

Also, boxers, briefs or pantaloons? Don't hurt me, Mimi suggested it.

[thatsortofaman.livejournal.com]

Natural backlash from the last time, maybe?

I'm sorry, is it a problem?

[lovesxbitch.livejournal.com]

What? It's a perfectly valid attraction!

[thedrumsofwar.livejournal.com]

*Headtilt* It suits him. Can I have him, please? *Innocent look*

None of the above.

[eelseason]

Gwen:

Chocolate martinis, Y/N ?

[torchwoodsheart.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure I want to answer that question until I know why you're asking.

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

PEER PRESSURE IS TOTALLY REAL. *nods* Although I'll be hiding behind my couch in case you get a Sydney... Or anyone, really. If you get a Sloane in your head, I'll probably beat myself up for you, because I would never subject anyone to that.

*giggles* That makes me so deliriously happy. My crazy characters from my equally crazy fandoms enjoy the proxy love. Oh Juliet. And yay for being quoted.

And... Apparently, I have very few questions, but some of my characters have things to say.

Des doesn't have a question for your sketchyverse!Martha, but he offers her protective hugs, because apparently he's possessive of every Martha in every 'verse ever. Oh Des, you doof. *shakes head*

Pagiel would like to issue an open apology to Grace for anything Des has done or will do in the future.

And Sark is just sort of looking at Kara pathetically and demanding to know, "Why?" I mock him relentlessly because of this. Clearly, he's too much of a coward to ASK THIS TO HER FACE.

Oh and randomly, Selaphiel finds Dylan's archangel body to be relevant to her interests and kind of adorable in a "Hey, you look like me. We're really pretty." sort of way. Umm.. Yeah, random Descantverse archangel is random.

You know, I'll actually do this properly when my characters get themselves together. Silly people.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Martha] *Has no idea who Des is, but hey, he's almost!Jack, so protective hugs are actually not that surprising* *And appreciates them*

[2ndchanceacharm.livejournal.com]

*Doesn't blame Pagiel. Really*

*Okay, maybe a little. Just a... really little. Ish*

[taibhsearachd.livejournal.com]

*Grins* Somebody has to.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Dylan] Hi! *Grin* We should go out drinking or something some time. What d'you think?

[armageddoni.livejournal.com]

ALIAS. Seriously. That show is amazing. If you, you know, pretty much ignore the last two seasons. Which I enjoy doing.

(I blame Chris for getting me back into it. Really. It's her fault.)

Um, yes. Fandom sharing. It's a glorious thing.

[homoraptor.livejournal.com]

Ey, First among Featherbeds! It true you'll kill an Angel just for associating wit one of us hotbloods?

[of-rageandruin.livejournal.com]

Not before I'd kill you.

[rubaiyyat.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor [!7]] Doctor!

Tea sometime, yes? Tea and cake. There's this wonderful sweet-banana chocolate cake they make; I swear, caloric energy for days.

Also, you had better be taking care of my TARDIS, you hear? I want her back happy and in one piece.

[thatsortofaman.livejournal.com]

Yes! Absolutely! Assuming the universes ever cooperate with us and that becomes possible.

I am taking care of her! And she seems perfectly happy to me! Starting to show a tendency to adopt little girls, though I suppose if you were as much an example in that regard as I would've been, I can't really blame her...

[eelseason]

Sam!

Why don't we ever go maniacally time-hopping any more?

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

Possibly because I've never been maniacally time-hopping with you. Ask me again when the world's not ending and I might consider it.

[rubaiyyat.livejournal.com]

[Khor] Master:

Why the grey grimy fuck would you put that much effort into conquering anything?

[thedrumsofwar.livejournal.com]

Because I get bored otherwise?

[crazedcrusader.livejournal.com]

Alias! Is awesome!

Also, did you know Merrit Wever was on Law and Order a few times? I didn't, until just now, rewatching season 13 and "OMGWTFSUZANNE."

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

So I have heard. Through RP and friendslist rambling and so on. Damn you people. ♥

I did not! Eeeh! Suzanne!

[xandtheman.livejournal.com]

*squirts a can of whip cream at Buffy*

Sorry! *snicker* Really.

Just over come with nostalgia.

Couldn't be helped. *cheeky grin*

Wait, we're supposed to be asking questions? Woops!

[shealone-stands.livejournal.com]

*Glares at him. While covered in whipped cream*

Xander. *Steals the can of whipped cream from him and turns it on him* Didn't anyone ever tell you not to pick fights with Slayers?

...Not that... food fights are exactly the same thing.

[starletfallen.livejournal.com]

Yvonne - is Rose right to think that you'd completely lose interest in her if she actually answered your questions?

Ida - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????

Martha - Who's your favorite person in the world and why? Favorite being the one you look up to the most and love the most.

River - WHY WON'T YOU JUST SLEEP WITH LAWRENCE AND GET IT OVER WITH? Seriously. He's driving me a bit nuts

Annie - Do you REALLY think Becky's hot? ;)

Buffy - Are you ready to have a roommate? She's really nice, I promise. ^^

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

[Martha] The Master The Doctor Jack The M The Doctor

Inn!Martha

[narrated]

Jack,

I miss you.

How are things at Torchwood lately?

[impossible-thng.livejournal.com]

Same old Torchwood. Blood, death and carnage. And every now and then, Owen joins a Fight Club with Weevils. Alright, that was just the once. Recently.

You should stop by sometime, though. Not that I'm... in your timeline... Got to find a way to fix that.

[with-coffee.livejournal.com]

Grace, have you begun to find out what I meant about those crazy Wanderers?

Hope your ward isn't giving you a hard time any more. If not, just give him a good smack. Not too hard, you don't want to hurt yourself, but we must all do what's necessary, right?

[2ndchanceacharm.livejournal.com]

I wish I could say no, but... OH GOD. Can I kill some of them? Or at least beat them around the head? A little?

He's actually behaving himself. Which is good, because, you know, there's a murderer running around with his face...