WE. ARE. COMING.

[allfireburns]

Assdfdslkjs;kj THE HUB. I mean, I knew it was coming, but THE HUB. I will die.

Though Jaqui and Beka and I have decided that this just means they need to move into the Cardiff equivalent of the Kashtta Tower. CREEPY HAUNTED OFFICE BUILDINGS FOR THE WIN.

Also, I am so not okay with creepy children. SO NOT.

There are other things I would flail about if I could be more coherent, but really, that's about it.

Also, next episode. GWEN COOPER SHOW, FUCK YEAH. ...I mean, I really hope Jack and Ianto are okay and will be back soon, but the next episode looks like it is going to be the Gwen Cooper Show, and what can I say, I totally approve.

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[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

THE HUB. WHYYYY? Beka's flailing at me in AIM AND I AM VERY TRAUMATIZED ABOUT THE HUB.

...ALTHOUGH THEM MOVING INTO THE CARDIFF!KASHTTA WOULD BE BADASS AND THAT MAKES ME FEEL MUCH BETTER ABOUT LIFE. Hey, we broke canon once already with Torchwood...

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

OH GOD YEAH. TRAUMA. SO MUCH TRAUMA. *FLAIL*

Seriously, a Cardiff!Kasshta would really make up for the boom. Not entirely, but I'd feel much better.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

I'm really concerned for Myfanwy, baby!TARDIS and a million dead bodies that are probably strewn about the Bay right about now.

A Twitter comment I saw today was "Is Jack dead for good this time??" Yes. Jack is dead in the first episode. That's how Barrowman fit it into his schedule. I seriously lol'd.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

I know! I'm most concerned for baby!TARDIS. Maybe baby!TARDISes are very resilient.

*Snort* Wow, that's hilarious. Yeeeaaah, not so much. As for Ianto, even if he's going to die... it's not going to be in the first episode. It'll be in the last one. So I'm not too spazzy about him. Just... GAH, CAN IT BE TOMORROW ALREADY?

[yetregressing.livejournal.com]

I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BUT FUCK YES FOR THE GWEN COOPER SHOW, BOO ON THE HUB (I'm guessing bad things happened to it?) AND, UM, *FLAIL*

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

IT GOT BLOWED UP. D: D: D: D:

But it looks like Gwen gets to be SERIOUSLY badass in the next episode, so. YAY.

[yetregressing.livejournal.com]

...IT GOT BLOWED UP??? D: D: D: D:

BADASSERY IS... BADASS.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

IT DID. BECAUSE APPARENTLY JACK FAILED TO NOTICE THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS TUMMY. (How do you miss that shit? Seriously?)

[yetregressing.livejournal.com]

D: D: D: D: D: (Maybe he got... bogged down in paperwork and forgot? Also, that would be a point where I totally forget that Jack can't die and sob my eyes out.)

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

THE SAME WAY YOU FAIL TO NOTICE TRACKING DEVICES IN YOUR NECK?

...Bombs are bigger than tracking devices. You just fail, Jack. *pets him*

(...How the hell did they even GET bomb in his stomach anyway?)

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

...GOOD POINT.

(By killing him and cutting him open while he's dead and sealing up him before he wakes up. Obviously.)

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

(XD Well, yes. You'd think time agent paranoia would have you obsessively scanning yourself if there was even a SLIGHT chance that someone might have put A BOMB IN YOUR PERSON... What am I saying? This is Torchwood. And network TV in general. NO ONE has that much logic.)

...Also I have to point out that magi suggested that Jack break into the Organization via a bomb in his stomach ages ago. MAGI KEEPS BREAKING CANON.

[alligatorade.livejournal.com]

I refuse to accept the possibility that Ianto got blown into pink goo within the first hour of this mini-series, and instead choose to focus on the fact that the next episode will give us GWEN: LADY WITH A BABY AND ASSES TO KICK.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

Pfft. I am supremely unconcerned about Ianto. For several reasons, which include but are not limited to 1) all that "are we a couple" angst went nowhere, and they can't kill him before resolving it, 2) it is the FIRST EPISODE, and if he's gonna die, it'll be in the last one, 3) they are still trying to get more team members after Tosh and Owen. There's no reason adding to the number of characters they have to introduce and get the audience to like by killing off a fandom favorite (he's not my personal favorite, but by and large, he is most of the fandom's favorite and I think the PTB are aware of that).

In short, I'm sure Ianto's fine. ...well, maybe a bit scorched, maybe a broken bone or a concussion or two, but alive.