Something more alive than silence swallows conversation...

[allfireburns]

Argh. Good day and productivity ruined by the jackasses two doors down who think it is appropriate to leave their door open at all hours and share their loud music with THE WHOLE BUILDING. And now by my inability to breathe and I don't know what that's about.

I am not amused, universe.

Comments

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Dealing with things the legal way. You could do that, too, I guess. Plus, I'd save on airfare.

Jack/Ianto (http://51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com/43858.html?thread=442194#t442194)
Ianto/Faith (http://51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com/43858.html?thread=464722#t464722)
Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Gwen (http://51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com/43858.html?thread=486482#t486482)

Ignore the mishaps I noticed after I posted them and people commented. I'll be fixing them later. These are my non-beta'd versions. Porn is good for the soul.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

Just gonna toss comments here, because I am LAZY. And can't brain for very complex comments anyway. But I love you. So much. And I am shocked you'd never written Faith before this - you should do it more often, because your Faith voice is FANTASTIC.

And the last one was my FAVORITE. Maybe just because GWEN. AND IANTO. AND GWEN. And... flkjd;flkj. And the fact that Ianto QUESTIONS the sketchiness of the whole thing, which most fics... wouldn't.

Also, (oh, god, Ianto, don't think round hole) had me laughing so hard I had to bite my hand to stop just to not completely weird out the !roommate.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you. I watched some Buffy before/while I wrote it just to make sure I was getting her right. (And that scene with Spike and Faith in the basement in the first episode with her in season seven is REALLY HOT. I watched it like three times) I don't really have any reason to write Faith, since I don't really do Buffyfic. Unless I want to continue playing in this world where Faith fucks her way through works at Torchwood.

I think Ianto was kinda skeeved by the whole thing. I think it was a lot easier for him to sex Gwen and pretend she's Jack than to even talk to Jack about anything sex-related. Even if, evident by the line you pulled, he's still really turned on. Because Ianto is a pervert at heart.

But yay for laughter! That line made me laugh too. I actually almost cut it, but it made me giggle, so now I'm really glad I didn't cut it.