Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[eelseason]

I'll get back to you on that once I have some idea what constitutes official anything around here.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

I always assumed that was more your fault than mine, considering it came from your universe. As for the assassination attempt... on that, you may have a point.

[shealone-stands.livejournal.com]

It's... It's a really long story. I'm just gonna say it's been way more than a day for me, and I really wish you were here.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

...You know, taken the wrong way, this whole conversation sounds really, really weird.

[eelseason]

Speaking of the plague, didn't you spend that getting thrown into walls by insane First Angels, or something? And then there was that thing with the hummer, and that just crosses the line from improbable to uncanny, or possibly bizarre...

[eelseason]

Oh, and speaking of things from your universe, did you ever find yourself in situations such as being backed into a corner by several men with pipes and chains, or tied up with an impromptu branding iron tied to your chest, or being menaced by insane reporters with pistols, or other such dangers one would not normally assume were dangers of an investigative job? Because if not, then I have some serious questions about how your timeline diverged from the guy back home's.

[seewhatidestroy.livejournal.com]

Do you really think so? I care. I care more than you know.

[thatsortofaman.livejournal.com]

It wasn't better, it was just the first thing your nanogenes stumbled across. Is it really that hard to program them to recognize when something's dead? I don't mind them fixing that, but "fixing" perfectly healthy creatures is just... oh, I give up.

Humans: not for experimentation! That's my point.

[ifshesforreal.livejournal.com]

I live in LA - trust me, I know traffic jams. On a rainy day, give it one fender bender and a few feet per hour would be a blessing.

[chulasara.livejournal.com]

[Mendek] Experimentation is not "for." Knowing things is good thing. We don't mind.

Do you have an adequate biocognitive biochemical explanation for dead? It is a strange definition.

[trademydemons.livejournal.com]

Whoa, Jo Daugherty is not my girlfriend. Not my girlfriend under any circumstances.

As for another job, she's really just a side effect of it. It's the most interesting thing I could be doing in this town, and I get hazard pay on Saturdays.

[soldatceryi.livejournal.com]

You make a habit of taking all the rules of this world and making them into something different. You split the world into two partitions. It is difficult to see care in that.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

...have I mentioned that it's a little disturbing when you know these things?

(As for the plague, that happened once, and she went after Tosh as well. ...I'd rather not talk about the hummer.)

[eelseason]

I think it's come up once or twice, yeah.

If it's any consolation, sooner or later you get used to it and start accidentally doing it to other people.

[seewhatidestroy.livejournal.com]

I care that you struggle. I care that you risk. I care that you are brave.

I had another name, one that people never use anymore. It was Valour. No one cares for the glory of war anymore.

[definitivestep.livejournal.com]

It's not really, no.

[soldatceryi.livejournal.com]

Valor is like the bandage you put on the limb which is cut off. The bandage is good, but the limb is still gone.

I have been in many wars, in many ages. War has glory from the outside.

[vampyxand.livejournal.com]

So much blood, so little time, man.

[orphanblues.livejournal.com]

You're a vampire.

...It's blood. Isn't it all more or less the same?

[awesomewingman.livejournal.com]

No, I talk to inform the world of how to be more awesome. Or to get a woman in bed with me, and it usually works. :D And when it doesn't, try, try again.

There's totally nothing else in my head, but sex and boobs and alcohol. What are you some kind of mind reader? I can just think about things that bore you until you go away. It's the perfect plan!

[xandtheman.livejournal.com]

I... wish I was there, too.

Hey, Buff, you okay? I mean, are they treating you okay in Wonderland or The Land of Oz or wherever the tornado took you off to?

[xandtheman.livejournal.com]

Oh God. Usually I think about that stuff before anyone else does. Oops.

Not that... would stop me.

[vampyxand.livejournal.com]

You're blond. Anything else we want to discuss while we're stating the obvious?

Not necessarily. It depends on who it comes from. Sometimes it's special blood.

[narrated]

How do you measure your worth?

[eelseason]

Anyway, my point is, either you find trouble, or trouble finds you. It's probably not your fault, but it does seem to be a fact of at least three universes.