Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV...

[allfireburns]

DAMMIT. I am failing badly at writing and it's driving me crazy. A little over 1000 words. That's not difficult. But I keep getting distracted by people or the dog or my music and I just... I kind of hate the universe right now.

And I'm randomly stressed that I don't have my iPod now and am apparently not getting it back. Never mind that I don't need my iPod at this very moment, it's the principle of the thing.

And I haven't had proper coffee in way too long now and that's driving me crazy too.

I just want to finish this fic and have music with me when I have to leave the house and have coffee and have furniture in my house. I don't think that's too much to ask. *Grumblegrump*

...Yes, I know I'm kind of being ridiculously bitchy, but I don't care. I just felt the need to lodge a complaint with the universe in hopes it might decide to actually listen for once.

EDIT: OKAY, CHRIS WINS AND HAS MADE THE UNIVERSE HER BITCH FOR THE TIME BEING. My day just got better surprisingly quickly.

Comments

[quinby.livejournal.com]

Why aren't you getting your iPod back? *massive hugs*

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

I lost it in a hotel in Virginia. And they called back and said they'd send it, but they may or may not have gotten the right address (and I assume if they did, it would have been SENT already), and fdljadf;lkdjf.

*Cling*

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

*cuddleclings* I'm sorry the universe is bitchy, love, and I wish it could cut that out.

Um, well, I got a new iPod for Christmas, so my old one's just sitting here, not being used. It's just a little silver 4GB thing (but it has a pretty purple and black tiger-striped case?), but it's better than nothing. It's only a year old too, so it's in good condition, despite not having much space on it.

[likeitsgoodtobe.livejournal.com]

Or, conversely, you can give the 4gb one to me, and I can give mine (which has 8gb, I think) to Aub.

I don't really ever need a ridiculous amount of music on mine at any given time.

...don't mind the journal.

[thrillofthekill.livejournal.com]

That works! I've been trying to figure out what to do with my old one, because I can't really sell it- well, I could, but I doubt I'd get much money out of it- and it's much better to give it to someone who'd need it than just have it laying around, collecting dust. I'll see what I can do. :D

...Only if you don't mind mine.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

Chris, you are the best and I love you so much. ♥

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

♥! I have to ask the Mater to make sure she didn't have plans for it, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't and if she really and truly doesn't, I'll see about sending it to you ASAP.

Hee. *cuddles* Don't mention it. It's not all the time I have some means to fix the universe just a little bit at my disposal. ^^

EDIT: Y HALO THAR, RIZZY!COMMA. ♥

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

Look at that! I lodged a complaint with the universe and THINGS GOT BETTER. This is really weird and I'm not sure what to make of it. Except, you know, THAT IT'S AWESOME.

Hee. Rizzy comma. It's like an Oxford comma, but more friendly and less logical.

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RIGHT? MAYBE THIS MEANS WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO RULING THE UNIVERSE... Because apparently making it our bitch is the first step. And the second step has something to do with ducks... Or maybe I'm mixing my hostile takeover plans.

XD Yes. They're such cute, lonely commas. THEY WANT TO BE IN SENTENCES TO, EVEN IF IT MAKES NO SENSE. THEY WILL REINVENT GRAMMAR RULES SO THAT THEY CAN BE LOVED.

EDIT: And then I shamelessly edit this comment just to say, DAMN, my icon looks cool on this layout. XD

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

I see nothing wrong with any of that. Well, I do question the ducks...

I CAN'T BE ANNOYED WITH THEM. I just want to scritch them and give them to LOLshadow or something. Surely she will love them.

And yes, it really does. Then, this layout and the one on my fic journal have the effect of making certain icons about 10x more awesome. I don't know how it happens, but I'm not arguing.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

WOT?!

What did we say about me always being logical? ALWAYS MAKING SENSE.

WHY IS THIS SO SOON TO BE FORGOTTEN?!

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

RIGHT. I'M SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR DOUBTING YOUR LOGIC YET AGAIN! It's a process, you see.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

Maybe I will forgive you, but... NO, I DO NOT SEE. WHAT KIND OF PROCESS?

Irrelevant icon like woah.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

A... PROCESSY... PROCESS!

...okay, I'm sleep deprived. That really is the best I've got now.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

Pfft!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

Chris is made of awesome, and the universe bows to her will.

Was that a correct use of a comma?

I can never learn. >>

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

It was indeed!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

What? You're awake?

Also, huzzah!

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

I am! We stayed up watching Kill Bill. And then, uh... continued to stay up. I need coffee so badly.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

I love Kill Bill!

And... I don't know. I'm not an expert or anything, but you might need sleep! More than you need coffee. >> Just a thought. :p

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

So do I! It is a special kind of love!

And yeah, I could... probably... but I'm attempting to regain something like a normal sleep schedule. Maaaybe. So we'll seeeee...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

Kill Bill 2 is my favorite, but I love Bill. So... that might be why.

Ahaha. Good luuuuuck! And find some coffee!

[yetregressing.livejournal.com]

CHRIS OFTEN MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.

<3

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

SHE DOES. CHRISES ARE WONDERFUL THINGS TO HAVE.

[yetregressing.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE. YAAAY FOR THE CHRISES.