I lost my shoe. :(

[allfireburns]

Oh God. Evie and I need to never watch Supernatural at night. Except that we, you know, always do.

And then I end up not able to go into the bathroom or bedroom until Evie makes sure that there are no monsters in there. ...And we may have salted the windowsill and doorway before going to bed. Just a bit. It's the creepy kids that get me. Every time.

And now I'm going to try to write something for writerinadrawer before actually sleeping (or before Evie drags me to bed - I'm told I have 45 minutes). Which I'm sucking at a bit. *Flails* This is, among other things, is why I want a big red countdown clock. Someone get me a big red countdown clock for my birthday. Which is not until October, granted. I'm just saying.

EDIT: Okay, I had to share this conversation, for it is awesome.

newredshoes: It will be okay. Sam and Dean will kick down your door if anything happens!

Me: ...That would be interesting, considering that Evie and I sleep with no clothes on.

newredshoes: Dean would do this: :-D!
Sam would be like, EYES UP FRONT, FIGHTING THE EVIL, DEAN.
And Dean would be like, OKAY, OKAY. *kicks ass and macks on you both*
And Sam would facepalm.
You know it would happen like that.

EDIT II: Okay... well... I just wrote something that doesn't fit the prompt at all? How's that?

...No good? Yeah, I thought so. *Stares mournfully at it* And now there are two places I could go with this story and I want to do both at once and DAMN IT. *Facepalms* I didn't my brain to run off and write things totally unrelated to the prompt. Really. What the hell?

Comments

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

I fucking hate creepy little kids.

You know what always scares me? Gingerbread. Every time. I don't care how many times I see it, and I know that the kids are a big nasty demon and Amy's gonna be a rat, that episode FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT.

So, folks, if your kids are creepy, you should pawn them off to an orphanage where something terrible will happen and they'll make a movie about it. That I won't watch.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

OH GOD YES. THAT FUCKING EPISODE. I love it, but it is FREAKY AS HELL. Damn kids.

I agree. I think whenever Evie starts thinking about having kids, I should gather up all the episodes of Buffy and Supernatural and so on with creepy kids, and show them to her, and go "YOU SEE? YOU SEE? THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT HAVE CHILDREN. THEY WILL KILL US IN OUR SLEEP."

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

They'll just kill you, because you're the suspicious Mommy who asks questions about where the neighborhood cats have been going and why there are burn marks all over the lawn. Then Evie will be too frightened that they'll kill her to do anything about it.

I seriously need to stop watching scary movies.

Your icon reminds me that the other day I ran a credit card for an Andrew Wells and I got a really good giggle out of it.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

*Sighs sadly* It's true. And she'll have only herself to blame for this. It's not like I didn't warn her.

And yes, you do. You really do. How do you sleep with these thoughts in your head? (Well, the fact that there are no small children in your house should help, but STILL.)

Hee! Andrew! Damn, you just reminded me I need to finish that story with Andrew as the Doctor's companion. Yeah, using and looking at the icon didn't remind me. You mentioning his name did. My brain is a special place.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

The worst part is, that wasn't even in a movie. I came up with it on my own. The closest thing I can think of is the horrible scenes with the dog in The Butterfly Effect, a movie I've tried to erase from my memory because it disturbed me so much. Maybe the scene with the dog was more like that than I remember, though.

I don't know how I sleep. It just kind of happens when I lay down.

I had some crossover fic with Andrew that I started and never finished, but I can't remember. Harry Potter, maybe? I don't know.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

I apparently have erased that movie from my memory. Because I know I have watched it... but I have no idea what you're talking about with the dog. Um? Do I want to know?

*Gigglefits* That should not be as funny as it was. That may be a sign that I need to sleep.

...Andrew would be ridiculous in Harry Potter verse. Then again, he's ridiculous in pretty much verse you put him in, including his own, and he's even worse in Whoverse, but it's a very fun thought.

[newredshoes]

I am an evil genius.

That is all.

*love you both so hard!*

--actually, that is not all. I am monomaniacal moron who is only inspired to edit and write when it means I will get less than six hours of sleep because of it, and who ate a metric ton of Nutella twenty minutes ago and will be up FOR HOURS because of this. *Matts out* OY.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

I've erased most of it from my memory. But there was definite animal abuse toward the dog. It was one of the moments he tried to go back and change, and, of course, it never worked out.

Yeah. Since I left the comment, I remembered. It was some idea my sister and I did together where Giles and Willow went to teach DADA and Muggle Studies, respectively, and Andrew came along because he's a Squib and Snape is his uncle. Because we thought that was the most ridiculous thing we could think of, and if it's not ridiculous, it's not Andrew. :)

My problem I run into with Who and Torchwood is that I come up with such fabulous ideas and then I can't get the characters right AT ALL. I fail at Whoverse.

[starletfallen.livejournal.com]

OI!

*scowls*

I will SO not be too frightened. Also, I'm just as curious about burn marks and missing cats as Aubrey. :P

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

If you two with your flailing and geeky awesomeness make me start watching that show again, I will... Do something. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YET. ♥

Peer pressure is real.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry! Actually, I'm totally not, because when we finish watching SPN, I'm totally downloading S1 of Alias, so it would be PAYBACK, but whatever. ♥

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

XD I didn't actually think SPN was going to become this big MONSTER OF A SERIES back when I was watching it. If I had known that, I might never have stopped (and I didn't have an excuse for stopping- I just kept forgetting to watch it). So.. Yes. More DVD's I must buy one of these days.

HEE! That is awesome and I completely approve. ♥!

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

You'll probably be too busy keeping Aubrey from drowning your children to worry about the missing cats.

I think once long ago, Aubrey and I had a discussion about drowning your children if they aren't smart. So you might want to make sure they can read by age three. :)

I totally just lost all Aunt Tracey rights. :D

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

No, you didn't! Because you'll totally back me up if the children are evil. I can unilaterally declare you Aunt Tracey. I have that power. I'm not sure what gives me that power, but I totally have it.

[starletfallen.livejournal.com]

*headdesks a few times*

I'm surrounded by crazy people. If they turn out conservative, though, I'm turning them over to you.