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Evie has the most massive, nasty-looking hickeys on her breasts. One on each. ...And then some bite marks. In various places. Um.
It is apparently very painful, and I really do feel bad about it. Even if I keep laughing.
And the puppy has the amazing ability to bump into every one of them. On a regular basis. It's almost like she's doing it on purpose.
Seriously, Evie and I are considering taking pictures of the bruises, because they are... wow. Just... wow. They are epic hickeys.
I thought you should know that.
It is apparently very painful, and I really do feel bad about it. Even if I keep laughing.
And the puppy has the amazing ability to bump into every one of them. On a regular basis. It's almost like she's doing it on purpose.
Seriously, Evie and I are considering taking pictures of the bruises, because they are... wow. Just... wow. They are epic hickeys.
I thought you should know that.