I am occasionally ridiculous.

Okay, so Evie took the handle off the bathroom door while I was gone because the puppy kept bumping it and opening the door.

Puppy peed in the house today, and I went and shut her in the bathroom.

Then realized the door handle was gone.

Then realized I didn't know how to open the door without a handle.

Cue the most ridiculous panicked phone call to Walgreens ever.

I'm pretty sure Evie's still laughing at me, but the puppy is out and all is well.

I'm gonna... finish making myself pasta now.

And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know...

writerinadrawer challenge for this week has been posted. I... am staring at it blankly. Not that it's bad, I just don't have any immediate inspiring ideas. And I was kind of hoping for a much bigger word count so I could do something suitably epic. Which... wasn't going to happen, no, because it would've been hell on the voters, but I can dream!

Now I just need to figure out what I am doing with it.

Also, my throat is sore. That shit needs to stop. Ow.