no one gets to tell me if I've lost or if I've won

Right. Well, let's see, we'll start with that car crash when you were a kid, just because that's the earliest time I'm aware of; then you got hit by a car hard enough to throw you back into 1973, then Time Dogs, shot by a Time Agent, alcohol poisoning, heat exposure, more time dogs, temporal shock, temporal shock compounded by hypothermia, Weapon attack, then it was mostly okay until a cyborg tried to delete you, a few miscellaneous encounters and scratches, the Master's cognitive inversion device, and at this point I have to get Nick on the phones for your records from Torchwood 4...