Maybe if you give me his number and I threaten to start dialing it, they'll shape up. I'm sure some of them have enough of a sense of dignity to know that being traded for a lemur is about as low as you can possibly get.
Gwen is lovely. Of course, Gwen is also a pixie who wouldn't say crap if she had a mouth full of it, so she doesn't count. I have never had a problem with Carys, but she also makes my coffee, so I guess if I did have a problem with her, I'd deal with it, because no lemur would ever be able to make coffee like that. The rest of them... Primates would be better. That or goats, but I'm not driving cross-country in a bus full of goats.
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Date: 2009-01-16 10:38 am (UTC)Gwen is lovely. Of course, Gwen is also a pixie who wouldn't say crap if she had a mouth full of it, so she doesn't count. I have never had a problem with Carys, but she also makes my coffee, so I guess if I did have a problem with her, I'd deal with it, because no lemur would ever be able to make coffee like that. The rest of them... Primates would be better. That or goats, but I'm not driving cross-country in a bus full of goats.