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allfireburnsThere's a rat outside. As in, someone's pet rat. It's white and black and is just wandering around.
I tried to catch it. And then it disappeared.
And then it reappeared, and Evie went to try to catch it... and it got away again.
I don't know what we'd do with a rat if we caught it, because we can't afford it, but I'd feel better than it wandering around where it could get eaten or something. It is a pet rat. It should not be wandering around where it's very conspicuous and a hawk will get it.
...And Nina just mistook the front door for a closet. Despite the fact that she CAME IN THAT DOOR. We love her, we really do.
And now there's some discussion about making Nina into pie. Seriously, Evie and I shouldn't be allowed around... humans. No, really. Just a bad idea in general.
EDIT: This just in: we would be fucked if we lived in a war zone. That was Nina too. It was related to something about us jumping and screaming loudly at loud bangy noises, but... hush, you don't need context.
I tried to catch it. And then it disappeared.
And then it reappeared, and Evie went to try to catch it... and it got away again.
I don't know what we'd do with a rat if we caught it, because we can't afford it, but I'd feel better than it wandering around where it could get eaten or something. It is a pet rat. It should not be wandering around where it's very conspicuous and a hawk will get it.
...And Nina just mistook the front door for a closet. Despite the fact that she CAME IN THAT DOOR. We love her, we really do.
And now there's some discussion about making Nina into pie. Seriously, Evie and I shouldn't be allowed around... humans. No, really. Just a bad idea in general.
EDIT: This just in: we would be fucked if we lived in a war zone. That was Nina too. It was related to something about us jumping and screaming loudly at loud bangy noises, but... hush, you don't need context.
