Who do you call right now to lie...?

It is really hard to write when my spacebar only works about 50% of the time when I hit it. And I'd rather not start disassembling my keyboard in Starbucks when there's a chance I'll lose something. This is so not cool.

Also, every now and then I have to stop and go "What the hell am I writing?" Stone angel statues are scary. And gas mask zombies and all that stuff. Yes. Shopping carts, on the other hand... uh...

...Don't ask.