Something more alive than silence swallows conversation...

[allfireburns]

Argh. Good day and productivity ruined by the jackasses two doors down who think it is appropriate to leave their door open at all hours and share their loud music with THE WHOLE BUILDING. And now by my inability to breathe and I don't know what that's about.

I am not amused, universe.

Comments

[starletfallen.livejournal.com]

*makes things better by writing whoniverse1000 pairings for you?*

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

That helps a little, yes. Evie writing is yay.

[starletfallen.livejournal.com]

*smooch* Then write I shall!

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

*growls* *cuddles* ♥

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

*Clings*

...I love how my Castiel icon is full of ominous and DOOM, and yours is just adorable and makes me want to pet his hair.

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

*noms* *and nuzzles*

I love that I have a Castiel icon despite having never seen S4. XD

...LOOK. OUR DEAN ICONS HAVE EQUAL EMO.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

Castiel is an ANGEL. And AWESOME. It doesn't matter if you've seen it or not, he is love.

ANGST, DEAN, ANGST. At least he's pretty while he does it.

...and we've reached the end of my SPN icons. (Which is sad, because I should have a Jo icon. And a Ruby one. At least.)

[kawaiispinel.livejournal.com]

YES. And I have seen a little bit of his first episode, dammit, so... There. XD

Dean is pretty when he angsts... Which came out to the tune of the song and now that sentence is all sketchy.

Weirdly enough, I have three more... HAVE A RUBY.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

Ummm... I'd offer something to make things better, but all I have to offer is some porn. It's not porn for ANYTHING I've been writing, but you know, writing something is better than nothing. It was kind of no-pressure porn.

I have Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Faith, and Jack/Ianto with a side order of Ianto/Gwen. All with no penetration! I has mad skillz. Anything sound worth a read? I can offer handy links to the fics themselves (though they'll eventually end up on my fic journal).

Or I could come kill your neighbors with a potato masher. I'm pretty sure I could put a potato masher in my carry-on luggage.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

All of those sound fantastic. Links would be much appreciated.

Killing would be appreciated too, but, you know. Then there's criminal investigations and shit to deal with. I was just planning on making puppy eyes at Evie to have her go to the office tomorrow and file a noise complaint.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Dealing with things the legal way. You could do that, too, I guess. Plus, I'd save on airfare.

Jack/Ianto (http://51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com/43858.html?thread=442194#t442194)
Ianto/Faith (http://51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com/43858.html?thread=464722#t464722)
Jack/Ianto, Ianto/Gwen (http://51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com/43858.html?thread=486482#t486482)

Ignore the mishaps I noticed after I posted them and people commented. I'll be fixing them later. These are my non-beta'd versions. Porn is good for the soul.

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

Just gonna toss comments here, because I am LAZY. And can't brain for very complex comments anyway. But I love you. So much. And I am shocked you'd never written Faith before this - you should do it more often, because your Faith voice is FANTASTIC.

And the last one was my FAVORITE. Maybe just because GWEN. AND IANTO. AND GWEN. And... flkjd;flkj. And the fact that Ianto QUESTIONS the sketchiness of the whole thing, which most fics... wouldn't.

Also, (oh, god, Ianto, don't think round hole) had me laughing so hard I had to bite my hand to stop just to not completely weird out the !roommate.

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you. I watched some Buffy before/while I wrote it just to make sure I was getting her right. (And that scene with Spike and Faith in the basement in the first episode with her in season seven is REALLY HOT. I watched it like three times) I don't really have any reason to write Faith, since I don't really do Buffyfic. Unless I want to continue playing in this world where Faith fucks her way through works at Torchwood.

I think Ianto was kinda skeeved by the whole thing. I think it was a lot easier for him to sex Gwen and pretend she's Jack than to even talk to Jack about anything sex-related. Even if, evident by the line you pulled, he's still really turned on. Because Ianto is a pervert at heart.

But yay for laughter! That line made me laugh too. I actually almost cut it, but it made me giggle, so now I'm really glad I didn't cut it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_chibidragon_/]

*snuggles and loves on*

Universe, stop being a bitch! Right now!

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

*Snuggles back* Thank you, love.

[dopplar-fex.livejournal.com]

I am a firm believer that if people had a decibel output ration the world would be a much better place.

Practice random acts of silence, people.