Time is a dare, and I'm trying too...

[allfireburns]

Oh, fine, fine, flist, I give in.

Step One: Look at Ye Olde Character List.
Step Two: Break out your character journals and have them ask my characters questions. If they have no questions, have them... I dunno. Say a word or random phrase and I'll throw a character at them to talk about that word or phrase and they can have existential debates about paperclips if that's their kink. The point is random, pointless, stressfree CR. If you demand an explanation out of one of my characters or have legitimate questions, personally and OOC-ly, I can also deal with that.
Step Three: There is no step three.

I feel like my character list is missing things. Huh. Also, for some reason, LJ hates Barrowman. It has EATEN most of the icons that belong to my Barrowman characters. ...All two of them.

Comments

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

Mac. I will wrestle you over this.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

But I'm bigger. I'll win. And then the point will be moot.

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

You'd really beat me up and then drown my ward? Mac, you're not the–

Scratch that. You're exactly the sister I grew up with.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

THINK OF IT LOGICALLY, ANDY. Will it hurt more if your ward is drowned than it would if we were trampled by a herd of random wildebeest?

I am looking out for your best interests because I love you. You know you love me too.

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS FROM THE WRONG PERSPECTIVE, MAC. MY JOB IS AN AMELIORATING FACTOR FOR THE WILDEBEEST.

[ornobodywill.livejournal.com]

ANDY, IF THERE ARE WILDEBEEST IN THE GENERAL VICINITY OF YOUR WARD, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO EXACTLY? PICK THEM OFF WITH A SNIPER RIFLE?

[riversodeep.livejournal.com]

IT'S ON THE LIST OF OPTIONS.

But a P-90 has a better rate of fire for that sort of thing.