I lost my shoe. :(

[allfireburns]

Oh God. Evie and I need to never watch Supernatural at night. Except that we, you know, always do.

And then I end up not able to go into the bathroom or bedroom until Evie makes sure that there are no monsters in there. ...And we may have salted the windowsill and doorway before going to bed. Just a bit. It's the creepy kids that get me. Every time.

And now I'm going to try to write something for writerinadrawer before actually sleeping (or before Evie drags me to bed - I'm told I have 45 minutes). Which I'm sucking at a bit. *Flails* This is, among other things, is why I want a big red countdown clock. Someone get me a big red countdown clock for my birthday. Which is not until October, granted. I'm just saying.

EDIT: Okay, I had to share this conversation, for it is awesome.

newredshoes: It will be okay. Sam and Dean will kick down your door if anything happens!

Me: ...That would be interesting, considering that Evie and I sleep with no clothes on.

newredshoes: Dean would do this: :-D!
Sam would be like, EYES UP FRONT, FIGHTING THE EVIL, DEAN.
And Dean would be like, OKAY, OKAY. *kicks ass and macks on you both*
And Sam would facepalm.
You know it would happen like that.

EDIT II: Okay... well... I just wrote something that doesn't fit the prompt at all? How's that?

...No good? Yeah, I thought so. *Stares mournfully at it* And now there are two places I could go with this story and I want to do both at once and DAMN IT. *Facepalms* I didn't my brain to run off and write things totally unrelated to the prompt. Really. What the hell?

Comments

[starletfallen.livejournal.com]

OI!

*scowls*

I will SO not be too frightened. Also, I'm just as curious about burn marks and missing cats as Aubrey. :P

[lionessvalenti.livejournal.com]

You'll probably be too busy keeping Aubrey from drowning your children to worry about the missing cats.

I think once long ago, Aubrey and I had a discussion about drowning your children if they aren't smart. So you might want to make sure they can read by age three. :)

I totally just lost all Aunt Tracey rights. :D

[allfireburns.livejournal.com]

No, you didn't! Because you'll totally back me up if the children are evil. I can unilaterally declare you Aunt Tracey. I have that power. I'm not sure what gives me that power, but I totally have it.

[starletfallen.livejournal.com]

*headdesks a few times*

I'm surrounded by crazy people. If they turn out conservative, though, I'm turning them over to you.