EXACTLY. I could be. If I wanted to. And it wasn't gross. (Yes, I am six years old...)

(...That WINS EVERYTHING EVER. I would totally do that if I still went to church. I write... not girlporn (or any porn) when we have boring speakers. But I still write. *nods* When I have to go to church (to perform with the band, etc,) I just sit there and think about magic and ritual versus mass, and it makes me feel very blasphemous.)