<333!!!!!!! I remember having broken keyboard... back when I broke my own keyboard by trying to get a tiny dead spider out of there so clearly the answer was taking all the keys off. Ahem.

http://cgi.ebay.com/New-USB-2-0-Silicone-Roll-Up-Foldable-Computer-Keyboard_W0QQitemZ220366630273QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item220366630273&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318|301%3A0|293%3A1|294%3A50

It's fold up so I don't know how fun that'd be to use but it's only 10 bucks. In case, yeah, you want to go that route.