SRSLY. "Oh I'm going to write a nice little shortfic- NO, YOU WILL WRITE A GREAT SWEEPING EPIC FULL OF BREAK AND IT WILL HAVE A PLOT THAT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO BASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALLS AND BY THE TIME, IT'S OVER YOU WILL WANT TO STAB IT WITH A FORK."

....Yeah, 'cause that's totally the thought process there.

Hee! Well, that's something anyway. ♥

EDIT: One day I'll learn to type coherent sentences.