Marshall: ...Yeah. That's not reassuring. Should I be reassured? Because I'm not.

*giggles* Hey, the Crazy Dentist gets his hands on him in Season Two, so he's already been through that already. I really don't think he can suffer through anything worse than that crazy bastard.

*pets Marshall* We can at least assure him that he probably won't suffer nearly as much as Sark has/will.