[The Doctor [!7]] Kamelion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamelion)? Shapeshifting, psychically-controlled android? He's sort of programmed to obey the strongest will around – blastedly inconvenient, not to mention unfair, for a sentient creature, I say – so the last time he went out I wound up in a tug-of-war for his psyche with some would-be conqueror names Pharaxis. Only won when I called the TARDIS up and brought her into the fray, which is slightly embarrassing. Still, even asleep, she's a force to be reckoned with.

And you can't rightly hold me to blame for that language – if you want to blame someone, go after Omega, I'd say. I understand he was the one who created the structured query controls in the first place. I'd only had her away for just shy of a week when reality gapes wide and grabs her. Before that, she was just all ambient psychic noise. •shrugs•